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Send all jokes letters and other stuff to jerky
jerkyleboeuf@gmail.comJOKES!Today's first joke was sent in by Saint Andy!A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked his wife."Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers ... ...
Merry effing xmas from americas dynastic elite
Send all Jokes, Letters and other stuff to Jerky:jerkyleboeuf@gmail.comJOKES!Today's first joke was sent in by N8Possibilities!A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team'sbench.After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience."Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."Dumbfounded, ... ...
Post election follies
Hey foax... Yer old pal Jerky was contemplating running an election blog again this year, but what do you know... it's already two weeks past! So, instead, here is a bunch of bullshit to divert and amuse you! I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU GUYS... AND PSYCHOACTIVE PHARMACEUTICALS!!! - YOPJJust an aside... At the proper volume, and with some well-chosen chemical accompaniment, Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy becomes a vehicle of pure sonic transcendence. Your nerves vibrate and jangle in synchronous reson ... ...
Two guest editorials
AN ASSAULT ON LOGICInteresting how, when a world-class mistake occurs, everyone involved runs for the exits.Giant tragedies like the 1914 Great War assign guilt all around, because there was an historic class of contrary forces that left no choice but destruction, and many hundreds of leaders willingly take the blame -- Russian, Serbian, Austrian, French, British and German, among others.But the tragedies of Viet Nam and Iraq, a sort of "gratuitous massacre" of a small, prickly country ... ...
The stories i missed part one
In the three-plus months since yer old pal Jerky began his involuntary semi-hiatus, an awful lot of crazy shit has gone down. Taken as a single, undifferentiated blur, these developments seem to constitute an acceleration in our civilization's headlong, lunatic sprint towards the zero point of Absolute Discombobulation. Some of these events were so juicy -- so pregnant with underexplored implications, quantum synchronicities and pseudo-allegorical heft -- that I felt a brief overview was in orde ... ...
